August 31, 2015

Awful Link of the Day: r/Childfree

August 16, 2015
icarly blingee

RIP Blingee!!!

August 8, 2015
rubbercat.us

No thanks, Nate

August 6, 2015

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore 07/05/2005
Mallard Fillmore 07/06/2005
Mallard Fillmore 07/07/2005
Mallard Fillmore 07/08/2005
July 5-8, 2005

Never forget the time Mallard Fillmore went to war with Jon Stewart because he didn't understand how parody works

July 31, 2015
The American middle class deserves a blue shell. - Senator Bernie Sanders
July 29, 2015
Henry Payne cartoon 07/28/2015

I love this cartoon. It's got everything you could want from a political cartoon: a long-debunked conservative conspiracy, demonization of some random government slob unknown to normal people, a seemingly inexplicable slam against Jon Stewart, and a topical reference to a popular movie currently in theaters! It's a close runner-up to this one as my favorite of the month.

July 27, 2015

REVIEWS OF CHILDRENS MEDIA, PART XXXIII

Pirate Fairy Croc

The Tinker Bell movie The Pirate Fairy features origin stories for (spoilers!!!) Captain Hook and Tick Tock Croc, which means the Peter Pan Timeline is as follows:

  1. The Tinker Bell/Pixie Hollow movies
  2. A few decades pass, during which Captain Hook loses his hand and Tinker Bell meets Peter Pan
  3. Peter Pan
  4. Jake and the Neverland Pirates (takes place shortly after Peter Pan according to one episode where the Darling children are the same ages)
  5. 20-30 years pass
  6. Peter Pan II: Return to Neverland (takes place during World War II)

I hope this information is of some use to you.

July 22, 2015

Awful Link of the Day - Tumblr's lifting community:

Shoplifters of the world wide web, unite! Tumblr's "lifting community" is a burgeoning subculture of young girls who steal makeup and clothes, then brag about their ill-gotten gains for all to see.

A Google search suggests I am the first person to use the phrase "shoplifters of the world wide web, unite!" tips hat

July 13, 2015

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore, 07/13/2015
07/13/2015

After like two weeks of strips about trigger warnings, I thought perhaps Bruce Tinsley had gone soft and was deliberately avoiding the big stories of the day - legalized gay marriage, the Confederate flag, Donald Trump's comments about Mexicans - and then, BAM! He knocks it right out of the park!

July 1, 2015

Awful Link of the Day: Ellington Vengaboys Museum:

One of The Curator's ultimate dream goals is getting the Vengaboys to visit him in rural Ellington, NY so he can pitch them on his idea for a Vengaboys movie, which he describes as "a science fiction thriller/action/adventure story about a levitating island."

June 28, 2015

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore 06/28/2015
06/28/2015

Death is inevitable but we still need to take bold, decisive action with regards to climate change and environmental destruction instead of just talking about it so our descendants (birds) can have a better world

June 24, 2015

chloe
Are you excited for the Adventure Time movie??

jack
wtf is an adventure time

chloe
Oh that's right I forgot, Adventure Time doesn't exist in this universe

chloe
CalArts was nuked along with the rest of Valencia in season 6, thereby depriving us of a generation of animators -_-

jack
this is why i fight terrorism, chloe

jack
to avenge the cartoons my granddaughter was cruelly deprived of patriotic

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June 20, 2015

Happy 12th anniversary to rubbercat.net toot

As mentioned before, I upgraded my hosting plan with lots more space so I added everything here back to my "hosted" section, which I had previously taken down to free up space. Apparently MIDIs are no longer supported in Chrome so The Jonathan Taylor Thomas Chamber certainly loses a lot of "oomph," another victim of modern web gentrification. I don't think I want to know what percentage of my website no longer works.

June 17, 2015
peanuts movie

Once again Blue Sky shows a shocking disregard for Peanuts canon... Linus & Lucy are supposed to be in different grades and Franklin & Peppermint Patty go to a different school... sorry, but I'll pass.

June 3, 2015
it
May 29, 2015
chromium

I found an early version of Chromium that I hadn't used since 2009 tucked away in a random folder. Apparently during that time the internet upgraded to a completely different alphabet.

May 28, 2015

REVIEWS OF CHILDRENS SHOWS, PART XXVI

tom & jerry show

The new (well, new to me anyway) Tom & Jerry show looks like an Erin Esurance commercial. Tom can only "talk" in soundclips from the 1940s and it sounds like a crummy wav file of someone's answering machine. Just hire a new guy to scream, geez