Mallard Fillmore Watch
Bruce Tinsley tried to pick a random, funny -teen number and ended up going with 14. Hmm...14 words... now where have I heard that before?
The Fourteen Words is a phrase used predominantly by white nationalists. It most commonly refers to a 14-word slogan: "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White Children." It can also refer to another 14-word slogan: "Because the beauty of the White Aryan woman must not perish from the earth."
Don't let this happen to you! Always stick with 17 when you need a random, funny number!
Mallard Fillmore Watch
In this searing indictment of the news media, a local reporter mistakes a young Orville Redenbaucher for a hipster
Evil Nancy is terrifying
At /r/EbolaHoax, moderator and sole contributor HamsterNamedFunny has been frantically aggregating links to every conspiracy article and YouTube video he can find. It's the internet equivalent of a room filled with interconnected webs of string: Every colorful, crazy-frayed strand he pins to the wall helps expose the "EboLIE" scare for the fraud it is. Nothing gets past this guy, except the concept of satire.
While researching this one, I learned about the Georgia Guidestones, a bizarre stone monument with some guidelines for a post-apocalyptic society. Here's a WIRED article about it from a few years ago. It sounds cool, like something out of a danged Zelda game or something.
Nancy versus the Illuminati
so i behead some chump back in july
Again with this?
then ***1 month later*** those isil dopes do the same thing
hrmmm i wonder where they got the idea???/
Jack, just let it go already
I don't understand why you'd even want credit for that
it s the fr**king principle of the thing.....
I think the old Simpsons Butterfinger commercials are fascinating... lots of cartoony action and zippy camera movement that you don't see in the series. I'm particularly impressed by a shot that starts from Bart's POV inside the box of ice cream bars, then somehow twsts around above Apu in like 4 frames. Here's a couple gifs:
Remember when the Peanuts gang went to a survivalist camp?
New Anthropomorphic Republican Talking Duck... it's been a while since that guy showed his face around here, I know
But what does the guy from The Big Bang Theory think about the ISIS beheadings??
Redpilled My Little Pony Headcanons combines all the worst things about the modern Internet: Tumblr, fandoms, bronies (creepy dudes obsessed with a cartoon for preschool girls), redpillers (creepy dudes who think they are cool guys similar to Neo from The Matrix because they can see through the facade of feminism and political correctness), heavy-handed trolling, and headcanons (fanfiction without the effort of writing fanfiction).
When you try but don't succeed
Sometimes when I'm taking care of my nephew I am forced to watch this show about kids who live in a cuckoo clock. Their lives are a perpetual countdown. They can't enjoy their leisure time because they have to be back to chime every hour on the hour. If they don't, the people in the clock shop will get suspicious. Except there's never anybody in the clock shop so everything they do is ultimately meaningless. It's oddly bleak.
Behold, the Deconstructed Ice Cream Sandwich *holds up hands, revealing a big glob of melting vanilla ice cream*