April 21, 2014
A month ago I stood here and announced I was forming an exploratory committee to see if I should run for president. Well today I'm here to tell you... wow I really misjudged my popularity. Oh geez oh man I bombed in every focus group poll we did. It turns out nobody likes me at all, not even a little tiny bit. So, it looks like I will not be running for president, after all. Sorry for wasting everyone's time. (crowd applauds wildly)
April 10, 2014
batman editorial cartoon
Detective Comics #71 (via Jordan Cooper Bla Bla Bla)

watchmen editorial cartoon
Watchmen #8

I'd buy a collection of editorial cartoons set in superhero worlds, if anyone who can make that happen is listening...
April 8, 2014
Beetle Bailey 04/05/2014

Wow, Beetle Bailey got really dark for a moment there

April 1, 2014

This year for April Fool's Day I'm going to pretend it's the week before last Christmas and post links to stuff I wrote last year that I'm sorta proud of, which I meant to do before New Year's and then kinda forgot about for months:

March 28, 2014

Phone Scoop:

Zoes are HTC's combined still image/video file mashup. It is a cinch to interact with them on HTC hardware, but HTC wants to make them more social. It has an app in the wings - not available just yet - that will let multiple people contribute to Zoes. Say, for example, three people are using HTC devices and capture Zoes of kids playing in a backyard party. Using the Zoes app, all three people will be able to upload their Zoes of that moment to HTC's servers where they can be combined into one larger Zoe highlight video. HTC sees this as the next step for Zoes. It had hoped to roll the feature out as a beta with the launch of the device, but has since delayed the launch until later this year. We'll have more to say once it is available. Sharing Zoes is painful, which is in stark contrast with how easy it is to share regular photos.

Move over cinemagraphs, there's a new fake gif format in town cowboy

March 22, 2014
woozy winks

Plastic Man's sidekick Woozy Winks sure got into some hi-jinx

Naturally, I assume his "New 52" incarnation would be an alcoholic child murderer, or something

March 20, 2014
android wear watch


March 15, 2014
jack in the box bunch
There are few things in this world I love more than cheesy fast food mascots: the McDonaldland friends, the Burger King Kids Club, Taco Bell's Nacho & Dog, the mysterious 1990s Wienerschnitzel characters, etc.

Well, recently I learned Jack in the Box had not one but two universes prior to the modern-day Jack Box continuity: the Jack in the Box Bunch from the 1970s featuring such memorable characters like "Secret Sauce Agent" and "Onion Ring Thing", and the "Jack Pack" crew from the early 1990s featuring "Jumbo Jack" (a really buff hamburger) and "Ollie O. Ring" (possibly a relative of Onion Ring Thing???).

You can bet I'll be investigating further... detective

March 14, 2014
Happy Star War Day everybody ("March the fourteenth be with you...")
March 12, 2014
gularjinoish-yell.gifmc hammer
March 9, 2014

Welcome to the Garage: Microsoft's after-hours idea factory

Near the also-crowded kegerator, designed into the center of the room by the architect, is Ken Nichols, a bearded man in a bowler hat wearing steampunk goggles around his neck. He's showing off the Magic the Gathering coasters he etched in The Garage's maker space. In the opposite corner is Melissa Quintanilha, a user experience designer and DJ with fuchsia-streaked hair, spinning the hits. Sam Trim, also a DJ and electronic music enthusiast, nods his head and taps his foot.

Sounds like my idea of Hell

March 6, 2014

I started watching House of Cards the other week and I was super-lost until I realized I was watching Episode 2 instead of Episode 1 doh

February 24, 2014

oi mate a chav nicked me mobile

blimey guvna we got some right bloody plonkers in the parliament

What are you doing

were in london now we gotta blend in to skive the bobbies & narks

Uh ok

give it a go luv

G'day mate, my dingo's gone walkabout at the barbie down by the billabong

stonking job chloe were a couple a regular scousers now

now im gonna roger some birds


February 19, 2014

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Mallard Fillmore, 02/19/2014

It's always interesting to see which pundits Mallard Fillmore runs to the defense for. Today it's Dinesh D'Souza, colonial apologist and bin Laden fan, whose only crime was massive illegal campaign contributions making fun of Obama's ears, or something.

February 18, 2014

Jimmy Fallon is the human embodiment of a Buzzfeed article

February 12, 2014
House passes 'clean' debt-ceiling bill, ending two-week showdown - The Washington Post:
At a news conference afterward, Boehner broke into a tune from "Song of the South" to try to remain upbeat. "Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay," he sang.
Ten minutes later, as he left the building, he began to sing softly to himself, as he stepped outside.

"Plenty of sunshine coming my way," he said.

February 6, 2014
new yorker

I was mentioned in The New Yorker woop

(for reference)