In this update I am a tech blog

I HEARD GOOGLE IS COMING OUT WITH A PERSONAL COMPUTER OPERATING SYSTEM CELLULAR TELEPHONE

I can't stop laughing at this picture

sup

nm u

hey remeber that one time 2 yrs ago when i died

yah lol

lol~

brb

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monthly link dump

• Simple English Wikipedia: Steve Ballmer
  Probably one of my favorite sites is Simple English Wikipedia, which has all the inanity of Regular Wikipedia, except severely dumbed down for little kids. Check out their article on Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer: He is the 24th richest person in the world. He is known to yell loudly to give his thoughts. He needed surgery in 1991 after yelling "Windows, Windows, Windows" in Japan. He is also known for viral videos (videos which are famous online), such as "Monkey boy" where he is dancing and yelling uncontrollably for 45 seconds. Another video is where while he is sweating alot, yelling "developers, developers, developers" until the audience starts clapping.
• SuperClaw
  SuperClaw is a site where you can control real-life claw machines over the internet. If there is a better use of the internet than this, I haven't seen it.
• YouTube: Richard Nixon plays his Piano Concerto #1
  In an alternate universe, Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton joined forces and formed a jazz fusion band that toured the country instead of becoming presidents
• Vituperation Toxicity: So yeah so there might be a problem with bio-fuels
  Uh-oh! It turns out biofuels might not be as magical as we thought: according to smart guys with degrees and possibly labcoats, biofuels "will satisfy just 11% of global demand for transportation fuel by 2050." But on the plus side, we just might be able to use salt water as an energy source.
• USB Greenhouse
  I really wonder what it's like to invent those useless products they advertise in infomercials and sell in catalogs. Someone actually sat down, looked at their computer and thought, "you know what, I could probably hook up a plant to this USB port." And then they actually did it.
• Wonkette: WTF, Time?
  Nothing more needs to be said

IDEAS FOR TEXT ADVENTURE GAMES

After playing a handful of interactive fiction games, I've decided that one of my life's goals should be to write at least one text adventure/interactive fiction game. I downloaded an interactive fiction maker thingy but it looks incredibly complicated. If I ever get my shit together, you just might be able to play one or more of these four games:

• Ted Kennedy Senate Adventure!
  Explore the Capitol Building, do some legislatin', and try to get through your day despite your massive hangover.
• President Ron Paul and the Invisible Hand of Capitalism: Constitution Defenders
  Try to prevent as many "market corrections" as you can after you dismantle the FDA! Replace paper money with the gold standard and try to avoid another Great Depression! Vote no on divesting taxpayer money from businesses that are funding genocide!
• Interactive Fan Fiction: Arrested Development
  Ride around on a Segway, run a banana stand and board vans full of homosexuals all while trying to keep your family together.
• Interactive Fan Fiction: The Office
  >flirt with pam
  >look at camera
  >make sarcastic remark

Mallard Fillmore Watch

Evidentially Mallard cartoonist Bruce Tinsley got tired of drawing characters and now just draws "bumper stickers."