September - October 2005 Front Page Archive

          

September 2, 2005

hello?


Yo, what up dawg! Have you thought about getting a career in the Marines?? It's hella sweet, bro!


wtf

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September 6, 2005
September 10, 2005

WORDS AND PHRASES THAT NEED TO ADDED TO THE DICTIONARY

doug ex machina
When you think you spent the entire weekend playing a video game instead of writing a report on silt for school, only to find out that it's Sunday.
September 13, 2005
DO THE HOMER

September 14, 2005

I saw a cat die today

 

September 15, 2005
Here's a picture I did in Kid Pix:

It is about living in the cold uncaring machine we call modern society

September 19, 2005

October 2, 2005
I got this in a spam message a while ago. It is beautiful poetry.

one, and had reduced his private means, if they ever had been great She told me that she made a last request to me, and left me a last doors, and give me what-not fur to eat and drink, and show me where We must meet reverses boldly, and not suffer them to frighten us, I thought him looking as villainous as ever, and I replied that I encourage yourself - that you are engaged to a poor man - I had not walked out far enough to be quite clear of the town, upon someone else as I can now understand it was, but was not so

October 8, 2005

I hope Harriet Miers is appointed to the Supreme Court, or else the torrid love story I'm writing about her and Justice Souter's eventual whirlwind romance will have all been for nothing.
October 16, 2005
October 28, 2005
I watched Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein and The Godfather this week.

I think it goes without saying that The Godfather would have been better if it had Frankenstein in it

October 30, 2005
October 31, 2005