Mallard Fillmore

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mallard fillmore 5/16/2011
May 16, 2011

Yeah, you know who's really upset about the birther issue going away? The guy who made it go away

mallard fillmore 5/17/2011
May 17, 2011

racism is dead

there's no racism in america anymore

r.i.p. racism

mallard fillmore 5/21/2011
May 21, 2011

Bruce Tinsley must've been really happy when he drew this strip, because it combines two of his favorite go-to themes: his childish "check out all these stupid e-mails I've been getting KEEP 'EM COMIN HATERS twisted" internet troll routine, and his "boy, today's youth sure is stupid, am I right folks?" schtick.

Edit: Also, what the heck is a "memo-line?"

mallard fillmore 5/25/2011
May 25, 2011

WHY ISN'T THE NAVY SEAL AN ACTUAL SEAL?!?

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Haha yeah ok man

Whatever you say

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Mallard Fillmore forgot about Veteran's Day again doh

This is the second time since 2006 (third if you include 2009, but there was never a "whoops, my bad!" comic acknowledging it so I don't think it counts)


So this Santa person, who according to legend can see people at any time, feels "really guilty" about watching young girls...?


Ha ha, the post office is quickly becoming obsolete! Good one, newspaper cartoonist working in dying medium
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If you browse on over to Garfield.com, like I do every morning, today's strip is blocked by an apology by Jim Davis:

Dear Friends, Fans, and Veterans:

In what has to be the worst timing ever, the strip that runs in today's paper seems to be making a statement about Veteran's Day. It absolutely, positively has nothing to do with this important day of remembrance.

Regarding today's Garfield comic strip, it was written almost a year ago and I had no idea when writing it that it would appear today -- of all days. I do not use a calendar that lists holidays and other notable days, so when this strip was put in the queue, I had no idea it would run on Veteran's Day. What are the odds? You can bet I'll have a calendar that lists EVERYTHING by my side in the future.

My brother Dave served in Vietnam. My son James is a Marine who has had two tours of duty, both in Iraq and Afghanistan. You'd have to go a long way to find someone who was more proud and grateful for what our Veterans have done for all of us.

Please accept my sincere apologies for any offense today's Garfield may have created. It was unintentional and regrettable.

Jim Davis

Yes, you read that right: they have more than a year's worth of Garfield strips stockpiled somewhere.

Here's the unintentionally offensive strip in question:

Garfield, 11/11/2010

Wow. Just wow. Now, ordinarily I'd accept Jim Davis's explanation - according to TV, men forget birthdays and anniversaries all the time, after all - but this isn't the first time this has happened. Here's a Mallard Fillmore strip from November 21, 2006:

Mallard Fillmore, 11/21/2006

Why do wisecracking anthropomorphic comic strip animals who share names with U.S. presidents hate our troops????

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Mallard Fillmore, 11/09/2010

Two predictions:

1. This is a temporary story arc that will mirror the cruel indignities suffered by political prisoner Juan Williams at the hands of the insidious P.C. Police

and/or

2. Mallard becomes a BLOGGER for the INTERNET because it's 2004

Mallard Fillmore, 11/10/2010

ding ding ding

Mallard Fillmore, tireless champion of millionaire beltway pundits everywhere

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Remember a few months ago, when Mallard Fillmore creator Bruce Tinsley said he was going to touch some butts?
Sunday october 10th cartoon finally came together. I'm goosing the anti-Tea-Party snobs a month b 4 the big dance....

Now, Tinsley's been pushing the "Democrats are ignoring the Tea Party at their own peril / the media is misrepresenting the Tea Party" beat pretty hard. What fresh, new spin would he put on it this time? Let's check the archive...

Breast cancer?!? Where was the ownage? The goosing? The smug rebuke of liberal conventional wisdom? You've really let me down, Bruce...

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Sunday october 10th cartoon finally came together. I'm goosing the anti-Tea-Party snobs a month b 4 the big dance....less than a minute ago via Twitter for Android


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Man, I freakin HATE signs... luckily we have M.Fillmore here to blow the lid off signgate...

"what's this??? the govt. is using my tax monie$$$ to make MAPS at natl. parks?!? and they're givin 'em away 4 FREE?!?!?"

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TOO SOON, MAN.

TOO SOON.

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WE'RE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS HERE, PEOPLE.

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NO

COMMENT

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DAMN YOU LIBERAL MEDIA

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Evidentially Mallard cartoonist Bruce Tinsley got tired of drawing characters and now just draws "bumper stickers."

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In the world of Mallard Fillmore, ducks can vote but dogs can't. This discrimination has to stop.

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I think I'm losing it, because this Mallard Fillmore strip actually made me laugh unironically!

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From the looks of it, it appears the Mallard Fillmore guy got drunk again so they had to rerun a strip from 2004

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Mallard Fillmore: Now with 60% more victimized pre-emptive disclaimers!

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'Mallard Fillmore' creator arrested for DUI

Hoosier Edward Bruce Tinsley, creator of the conservative comic strip Mallard Fillmore, was arrested in Columbus Dec. 4 and charged with operating a vehicle under the influence -- his second alcohol-related arrest in less that four months, according to the Bartholomew County Sheriff's Department.

Tinsley, 48, who lives in Columbus, had a blood-alcohol level of 0.14 -- almost twice the level at which an Indiana driver is considered intoxicated. He posted $755 bond. On Aug. 26, Tinsley was arrested for public intoxication, according to the sheriff's department.

Mallard Fillmore, about a conservative duck, appears in almost 400 newspapers nationwide, including The Indianapolis Star.

Copyright 2006 IndyStar.com All rights reserved.

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I dislike Wal-Mart, but I dislike people who dislike Wal-Mart more.

You heard me, lefties. What are you going to do about it?

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You know, if more than half of your comic strip is taken up by an explanation of the joke, you should really rethink your joke-telling skills

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I think it's a testament to Bruce Tinsley's skill that in a sex scandal involving a Republican congressman and the subsequent cover-up by top Republican officials, he can still manage to wring out a Clinton joke.

OK, I know it must be difficult to find humor in the Mark Foley sex scandal in a way acceptable to the conservative sensibilities of G-rated family newspapers, but I'm feeling kind of grouchy today so I'm just going to nitpick.

  • I know it's the setup to the punchline, but it's not just prominent Democrats doing the criticizing
  • The Monica Lewinsky affair was between two consenting adults, not a pedophile and minors
  • There's a weird emphasis on "still," as if everything should have been settled now and we should move onto more important topics (which, if last week's comics are any indication, include exposing the hypocrisy of fictional liberal strawman characters)
  • Now having giving the Foley scandal lip service (hey, I'm up to date on current events! I'm relevant!), he can move back into his comfort zone and make more Clinton jokes (such as today's strip). I eagerly anticipate next week's story arc, in which intrepid reporter Mallard Fillmore exposes that the North Korea situation is somehow entirely the fault of an administration that's been out of office for almost six years
  • Speaking of which, Mallard Fillmore must not be a very good reporter if all the news he reports is from 2-3 weeks ago
  • Jesus Christ, just look at that caricature, man

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This is just bizarre

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Good news, everybody! It turns out all that global warming nonsense is just a myth perpetuated by the liberal media!

Also of note is the subtle equivalence of today's media with turn-of-the-century yellow journalism.

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It sure is refreshing to see principled cartoonists like Bruce Tinsely take a stand and refuse to

fixate

on

the

damn

subject.

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*IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT GOOGLE "RAY NAGIN" AND "CHOCOLATE CITY"

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OH NO WATCH OUT MALLARD FILLMORE THE P.C. POLICE ARE GOING TO ARREST YOU FOR TALKING ABOUT JESUS

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  • In the spirit of the debates, please accept these Political Cartoons
  • I might add some more someday but probably not
  • There's some right-wing T-shirt place on the internet that sells a shirt that says "No more Hiroshimas? How about no more Pearl Harbors?!?". wow, just wow
  • Here is a dumb comic called "the Hilarious Antics That Ensue at Reed College in Portland, Oregon".
  • [CLICK HERE] A PICTURE OF THE DUMBEST PERSON EVER [L@@K]
  • More "Hog & Dog" soon ok

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bob hope
  • Hey look the sections to the left are all colored and redesigned
  • Click here for the hilarious witticisms of everybody's favorite right-wing anthropomorphic duck, Mallard Fillmore 9/8 edit: I fixed so it should be working now ok
  • The next issue of "From Here To Insanity" should be coming out within the next two weeks but don't hold your breath
  • I am going to redesign the Happy Taco page within the next month ok

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