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dinosaurjrrk
lllyelll :-D
Unironically voted the Inland Empire's sexiest Crystal Meth Addict with 4+ Supernumerary teeth for 2 years running #inlandempire
ahamburgertoday
A Hamburger Today
@warmandpunchy @CarlsJr @homework_liker I'd definitely say a burger is a type of sandwich. (Like a square is a type of rhombus.)
robbercat
robbercat
@McDonalds
Howdy McDonald's Twitter crew! I was wondering if you could settle an
argument for me: is a hamburger a type of sandwich? Thanks!
CarlsJr
Carl's Jr.
@homework_liker A burger = meat between 2 pieces of bread; sounds like a sandwich to me!
subwayfreshbuzz
SUBWAY Restaurants
@robbercat In my opinion, yes. A hamburger is a type of sandwich.
fart
jon
thephoenix.com/Boston/music/1… did interview with @arr please read it. its about the time i met smash mouth
robbercat
robbercat
@unicorngirl1 how worthless a "south california" state would be without los angeles
robbercat
robbercat
if cousin skeeter conceived a child with a human woman it would look like the baby from weinerville
woodmuffin
The Iron Chic
dunno why everyone's so excited to see the Hamburglar unmasked on live TV. it's obviously Alfred E. Neuman
lordbeef
Lord BEEF
Just asked God about all
morality. It turns out you can do anything and go to heaven except skip
ahead in joke-a-day calendars, the ult. sin
robbercat
robbercat
/!\ ALERT /!\ ANDY DICK HAS
ESCAPED. IF YOU SEE ANDY DICK PLEASE CONTACT THE AUTHORITIES
IMMEDIATELY. *DO NOT* MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH HIM.
MKupperman
Michael Kupperman
Just found out @HormelFoods is on Twitter. I immediately reported them for Spam.
robbercat
robbercat
House Speaker John A. Boehner got to ask Mr. Obama “where are the jobs,” nyti.ms/pmWUSN
satellitehigh
J. Lesley Feezberg
from now on if anybody tells
me "i don't get twitter", i'm going to say "it's a website where you can
guilt celebrities into eating eggs"
robbercat
robbercat
why don't we just outsource our justice system to nancy grace and to catch a predator?
smashmouth
Smash Mouth
OK fans-We accept your egg challenge. If you can raise $10,000 for our favorite charity then it's ON! causes.com/causes/622845
robbercat
robbercat
why can't i find a nancy grace soundboard. TOTMOM TOTMOM UNLEASH THE LAWYERS BOMBSHELL BOMBSHELL
robbercat
robbercat
just heard a rumor they're
rebooting alex mack for generation z. this time she'll be younger,
perkier, and an aspiring pop starlet
robbercat
robbercat
GEORGE: It's just common sense. Anybody knows, ya gotta keep your Google+ Circles apart. (gesturing with hands going outward)
ItsHumanity
Jackie Onassis
The romantic partner of my dreams has to be very rich and understanding of complete and utter incompetence.
brendlewhat
brendle what
You're going to be seeing
Roman Polanski's "Knife in the Waiter" if you don't get my food out here
pronto. - Roman Polanski ordering dinner.
robbercat
robbercat
when papa became an executive
at universal, he threw out all my disney toys. "FROM NOW ON YOU ONLY
LIKE CURIOUS GEORGE AND WOODY WOODPECKER"
robbercat
robbercat
now taking donations on kickstarter to fund my next web venture, Just Slideshows and Top 10 Lists (JSTXL)
bobservo
bobservo
in retrospect Doc Brown really
should have stopped Marty from marrying his high school sweetheart and
continuing his Huey Lewis cover band
robbercat
robbercat
@RubenBolling re: gocomics.typepad.com/tomthedancingb… - please continue to post links on your blog, i don't follow boingboing & sometimes i miss your tweets
ItsHumanity
Jackie Onassis
I force my cat to drink liquor with me that way I have a clear conscience when I tell people I'm not drinking home by myself.
robbercat
robbercat
I'd like to direct the court's
attention to Exhibit F - a transcript of a text adventure game in which
the defendant typed "kill" 136 times.
unicorngirl1
kacie kim
Everyone is born with a twitter account. When they pass away they publish a "Best of (ur name)'s Tweets"
robbercat
robbercat
@kcgeep it's like an unintended sequel to this panel thehairpin.com/2011/06/sequen…
AGentleBrees
Hi
@J_Chastain Archive.org mirror of childhood only picked up 8 years of sleeping plus one memory of Mysterious Cities Of Gold cartoon opening
natazilla
natasha allegri
does anyone know who I can talk to about buying the rights to nacho and dog? http://lockerz.com/s/114456827
extranapkins
Steve
Just realized I've been walking around all day with a major case of VSL (visible stink lines)... how embarrassing
SeinfeldStories
Michael R.
George holds a sit-in bc the
chef refused to cut his panini diagonally; Jerry is incredulous after
learning that Elaine despises cheesecake.
robbercat
robbercat
the flash mob pointed a gun at
me & told me i'd better include adobe flash lite on my tablet, or
there'll be consequences... im shakeing...
homework_liker
h.w. liker
“Like it or not, we are now
living in a cyberpunk novel,” systems administrator Darren Kitchen told
The New York Times earlier this year.
joshtpm
Josh Marshall
If this gay marriage thing
really ends my strait marriage & its all official tonight that opens
up some real new possibilities 4 the weekend
robbercat
robbercat
bad news guys, @smashmouth ate the eggs but @fart forgot to bring his camcorder so there's no proof
MKupperman
Michael Kupperman
Peter Falk: Beloved by comedians and cartoonists. And everybody else. http://twitpic.com/5g8kn1
robbercat
robbercat
ryanpequin
Ryan Pequin
I know it is crazy late but heeyyy new Three Word Phrase up! It is about sports interviews: threewordphrase.com/hockey.htm
virgiltexas
Arthur Rimbark
disturbed by this trend of mic check guys being more charismatic than the actual band
harpers
Harper's Magazine
For those concerned about the Pop-Tarts airdrop of '01, it should be noted that Afghanistan did return the favor: http://yfrog.com/kios3mj
harpers
Harper's Magazine
# of Pop-Tarts dropped on Afghanistan as part of U.S. airborne food aid in the first month of bombing: 2,400,000 (Jan '02) #HarpersIndex
space_info
Ethnic Georgian
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Religion_War aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha
robbercat
robbercat
@unicorngirl1 still get mad thinking about this old kinkos guy who was a dick to me ~7 years ago when i was just trying to photocopy a zine
hellooooonewman
Seinfeld Tweets
@robbercat Here's to those who wish us well, and those who don't can go to hell.
robbercat
robbercat
In popular culture [edit] *The animated series Family Guy made a reference to Bounty, in the episode Fore Father.
robbercat
robbercat
is the unicode snowman wearing a hat or a fez? our experts weigh in when the situation room returns ☃
robbercat
robbercat
writing your tweets in notepad
instead of the What's happening? box because you're scared you'll
accidentally hit "Tweet" too soo
bobservo
bobservo
in the history of man's creative works, a toy commercial for children finally taught my robot heart how to love
robbercat
robbercat
heard ed henry is leaving cnn for fox news, remembered this @wonkette @jim_newell post, chuckled bit.ly/iv6SWx
robbercat
robbercat
@woodmuffin i spent $500 learning how to unsee the fedex arrow and now you show me this???
robbercat
robbercat
POLITICAL SCANDAL: Did Justice
Clarence Thomas abuse his position to get "That Darn Cat" (1997)
inducted into the National Film Registry?
ItsDings
Dings
the whole point of the book cover is for you to get a quick idea of what the book is about.
bug_deal
B. Deal
fake mustache + Frank nametag
concealed for YEARS waiting for perfect time to say "May I be frank for a
moment" & now you want a divorce?
robbercat
robbercat
@woodmuffin
The Stranger is indifferent to his mother's death & killing an
arab... but when he sees frys dog dying the tears start a-flowin
extranapkins
Steve
I like my women like I like my coffee... merely as a prop signifier of my social status
robbercat
robbercat
say the konami code three times in front of a mirror for an extra powerup #lifehacks
AGentleBrees
Hi
Ghostride the bus / 'Cause I don't have a car / Stood in line for nine hours / To get tickets to Bill Maher #UnimpressiveRapperBragging
robbercat
robbercat
“She’s got more experience than Obama has,” she said. “Has Obama had 23 foster children?” http://nyti.ms/mDlps4
GLDNLNTMRN
golden lion tamarin
"You're not my type" just got a whole new meaning. Coming to theaters in August 2011... Times New Romance
robbercat
robbercat
@woodmuffin totally thought it was going to be someone roleplaying as "community" star donald glover
robbercat
robbercat
bitcoins are too mainstream, it's all about namecoins now bluishcoder.co.nz/2011/05/12/nam…
robbercat
robbercat
rip latenite funnyman conan o'brien, died after injesting poisonous blowfish during a cooking segment with paula deen gone awry
robbercat
robbercat
rip RT @ryanpequin I will have a heart attack if this goes to game 7. I will literally die.
Something_Awful
Something Awful
Front Page News: Something Awful's Unintentional War Against Bitcoins: Over the weekend mercenaries were hired t... http://bit.ly/k6irxZ
J_Chastain
J Chastain
Open the closet and realize every shirt you own came from a viral marketing event #thelifestyle..
robbercat
robbercat
@NBCUniversal hey this page doesn't work http://www.nbcuni.com/cable/nbc-universal-international-television-distribution
robbercat
robbercat
@andybugay haha that reminds me of http://nbcuniversal.tumblr.com/ "we’ve got a lot of nostalgia to mine" *gives up after 2 posts*
robbercat
robbercat
hillary clinton 4 world bank
prez. shes good w/ money like the time she gave mark penn millions of
dollar$ to implode her campaign
rap_dot_com
bort mysterio
@robbercat Been FWD:ing RIP Gender Page to Friends......Most Are In Shock """why did this happen so soon!!! he had gr8 health!!!" - moms
Mobute
Mobutu Sese Seko
Ah, I'm glad you asked. Many
people would say season three, but something so obvious could never be
the best season of "Buffy." Indeed...
robbercat
robbercat
icons on the desktop + fullscreen applications??? you're blowing my mind here apple
robbercat
robbercat
vancouver canuck creams horton, possible marketing stunt for tim hortons vancouver cream donuts? http://30fram.es/36n http://bit.ly/iJP2TT
robbercat
robbercat
GIVE ME THE POWER, I always hated that a dog playing online poker Q: What was synonymous with cobwebs? — http://thatcan.be/my/next/tweet
wheresmyarm
dickstrength
The New Adventures of the Real, Actual Ghostbusters. Completely serious about this.
J_Chastain
J Chastain
When critiquing a dog, we have to ask: "what does it do that is particular to the dog form?"
robbercat
robbercat
@FamousCeleb i tried submitting that to http://awesomepeoplehangingouttogether.tumblr.com but their submit page isn't working
doctor_ass
a duck
.@Dennys Do you think you could donate 24 eggs to the @smashmouth egg derby? It's for a great cause and it only takes 24 eggs!
J_Chastain
J Chastain
@CBoyardee Fan Petition: @TellTaleGames Must Acquire Bobby's World License By August 1, 2011 (First And Only Warning)
fart
jon
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/smash-mouth-eggs.php #eggchallenge @smashmouth please. the eggs. please eat them
robbercat
robbercat
.@mtvnews @ENews @Billboarddotcom @nprmusic @stereogum @RollingStone @EW @cnn why aren't you guys covering the @smashmouth egg challenge???
robbercat
robbercat
a man walks into a chatroom.
the moderator says, "why the long emoticon?" the man says, "my
cyberlover is having an affair with a chatbot!"
markleggett
Mark Leggett
Go back in time and kill
Hitler as a baby. He'd be so freaked out that a baby is trying to murder
him, you'll have the element of surprise.
robbercat
robbercat
i'm the spelling bee!!! *casts honeymorphus charm on bowl of cheerios, turning them into honey nut cheerios*
robbercat
robbercat
i have infiltrated the secret dog-only internet!!! their version of youtube is just videos of bacon sizzling
fart
jon
http://i.imgur.com/2hPyp.jpg that shrine of the silver monkey? got one of them shits on my dash. thats how i start my car
robbercat
robbercat
"weinergate" scandal shocks weinerville community after anonymous dinosaur claims mayor dottie is actually a man in drag
robbercat
robbercat
IDEA:
isitrainingoutsiderightnow.com [Legal Notice: This Tweet constitutes a
trademark and entitles the Tweeter to royalty payments.]
thebibandit
naaate
EASTER EGG: drag the google
street view dude onto a pic of a sleeping friend to enter his dream
& explore his deepest fears in full panorama
dinosaurjrrk
lllyelll :-D
@robbercat let's go to san bernardino and meet single moms' with muffin top's, no teeth, and track marks
robbercat
robbercat
breaking new,s they have just finished mapping the human gnome, check it out http://goo.gl/8hkzS
BinfordToolTime
Tim & Al
Very excited that Bud finally
let us start the Official Tool Time Twitter Account! We're going to rev
this up with MORE POWER! -Tim
robbercat
robbercat
@AlmightyBoob id see it but im saving up all my starcoins for the hungry hungry hippos movie
robbercat
robbercat
i hope these tweets never stop getting retweeted http://twitter.com//Hulkhogan/status/170673582 http://twitter.com/Salon/status/14108921022
jeanettehayes
Jeanette Hayes
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robbercat
robbercat
what's the exchange rate of bitcoins to ron paul liberty dollars? need know ASAP
robbercat
robbercat
my goal for 2011 is to learn all the words to the "busted" song from phineas & ferb
HuckleKitten
Andrew :]
RT IF YOU HAVE
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robbercat
robbercat
i suddenly remembered mr. boppo from rugrats. the second google image result is reptar/mr. boppo action :[
acharringgrill
beuatiful hitler
robbercat
robbercat
people are still making oswald/ruby and vietcong execution photoshops o_o RT @Something_Awful: http://bit.ly/iod9yD
woodmuffin
The Iron Chic
#areasonwhyimsingle i have yet to perfect the technology of the Michael Keaton film "Multiplicity"
TacoBell
TACO BELL
RT @homework_liker: help @tacobell, Fire saucw packet xpeloded & its in my eysye. Cant see or read the hialrious jokes printed on the pakcet
homework_liker
h.w. liker
RIP Peewee Herman 2011. Died
of exhaustion; the secret word yesterday was "rapture." My thoughts are
with his weird talking objects
robbercat
robbercat
that's weird... the packaging on this CD says it's a glee soundtrack, but the disc says "kidz bop"
virgiltexas
Arthur Rimbark
Critterion Collection announces next two releases: Grasshoppers and Ladybugs
robbercat
robbercat
robbercat
robbercat
GIVE ME THE POWER, I BEG OF YOU!!! *camera pulls back to reveal i'm pointing to an issue of nintendo power*
MagecraftNYC
Richard Washington
OK, film critics, listen up: u need 2 shut up & stop hatin' on POTC: On Stranger Tides. The fans don't give a bleep about u!
robbercat
robbercat
drilling our mountains for dew is unsustainable. we need to find alternative energy sources for our gamer fuel
Bro_Pair
لا أعرف
.@bwilliams
Theres a Thai Rainbow Water Snake loose in your precious NBC studios!!!
youre probably wondering how I already know that......ha
woodmuffin
The Iron Chic
finally figured out the new pseudonym embarassed directors use instead of Alan Smithee. what the heck is a "McG" though??
brendlewhat
brendle what
hey guess what: kevin smith sucks and so do his movies. [ominous thunderclap] i wrote a bunch of words about it: http://bit.ly/j66QcS
J_Chastain
J Chastain
A kid finding out he's Schwarzenegger's secret son is like Harry Potter shit happening in real life #amazing
robbercat
robbercat
some dramatic irony courtesy of entertainment weekly rubbercat.net/mt/2011-05/#00… #schwarzenegger
robbercat
robbercat
Trump's presidential campaign was just as fake as Stephen Colbert's, except Colbert actually tried to get on the ballot
HouseEbooks
House Ebooks
You won t learn how to build the confidence you need to achieve your dreams.
CelestialBeard
Thom J.
what kind if idiot thought "lockerz" was a good name for an image hosting service
sskylark
sskylark
increased daily caprisun dose to 2 sacs. I'm getting an early-Aerosmith kind of sound out of my children. Laid back
robbercat
robbercat
the 80s were a very confusing time... who's the boss? where's the beef? nobody knew, and yet we persevered
robbercat
robbercat
C-3PO was not supposed to be a robot, Anthony Daniels just played him that way. #starwarstrivia
joshtpm
Josh Marshall
Perhaps the MOST ENTERTAINING AND BIZARRE political story of the decade. Huckabee's time machine to save America http://tpm.ly/kbDcW4
thebibandit
naaate
that pronunciation book guy is starting to creep me out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdYlmamudFo
robbercat
robbercat
is there any reason to continue living now that chicago code has been cancelled...
robbercat
robbercat
imagine someone hacking into your lights and washing machine and making them go off at inopportune times #androidathome
robbercat
robbercat
oh how i wish nickelodeon
would return to the days of really ugly klasky csupo cartoons (wild
thornberries, rocket power, as told by ginger)
robbercat
robbercat
i'm gonna be hella pissed if malia obama & justin bieber's wedding isn't televised
AGentleBrees
Hi
LADIES--- call me High-Concept
Tumblr Blog because you'll love me but be real embarrassed when you see
me at Barnes & Nobel in like 8 months
robbercat
robbercat
@woodmuffin *spins pistol on finger, blows smoke from its barrel, then puts it back in holster* ):]
virgiltexas
Arthur Rimbark
Wake up, America! Demand the truth: Why Was That One Muppet Riding A Real Dog In The Labyrinth, What Was Up With That #teaparty
robbercat
robbercat
we now know osama bin laden drank coke and pepsi - bloom.bg/jxz2vk - but the real question remains: DID HE CALL IT POP OR SODA
woodmuffin
The Iron Chic
finally all the greatest hits of the 70s 80s and 90s in one place *points to trash can*
fart
jon
yeah i guess you could follow
me on twitter and get a few jokes here and there, or you could just read
all the Maxine greeting cards at once
robbercat
robbercat
CANT WAIT 2 SEE WHAT MATT n TREY HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS WHOLE BIN LADEN SITCH...
robbercat
robbercat
In 2011 a team of al-Qaeda deep-sea divers scour the Arabian Sea. Their mission: save Osama's brain.
robbercat
robbercat
wtf how did a bunch of monsters get past airport security http://yfrog.com/h77hzkcj
crushingbort
Horton Atonto
thatsnotkosher
turd patrol
@virgiltexas White Flight has taken on an entirely new meaning in the era of the Jetsons
ChuckGrassley
ChuckGrassley
The vast amt of fed spending doesn't go to poor ppl SO we don't hv 2b a heartless society 2 hv a solvent gov't.
woodmuffin
The Iron Chic
There exists an asymptotic netherworld in cartoons just above the Muppet Babies' heads and below the Jetsons' houses
fart
jon
while the commonwealth dorks
are teary-eyed and crying i'm going to be drunk and yelling at king
george and flipping off that tv wedding
robbercat
robbercat
*opens door to texas governor's office, but finds it unoccupied* "Hey... where's Perry?"
robbercat
robbercat
the producers of the atlas shrugged movie should've marketed it as an unauthorized prequel to bioshock
robbercat
robbercat
I can't decide whether getting
your tombstone engraved with "here lies ________ / peperony and chease"
would be be awesome or goony
doctor_ass
a duck
I refuse to believe that the
Futurama universe holds only Bender and Flexo. Too common a model for
only two. I reject the Bender binary.
robbercat
robbercat
President Obama's Long Form Birth Certificate whitehouse.gov/blog/2011/04/2… / pfft, I've seen movie tie-in ARGs more convincing
graeyalien
GRAEYALIEN
Well it's an erotic romp
through Colonial Williamsburg featuring the sensual ghost of Dio penned
by urs truly. Oh. The Ereader. It's A Nook.
robbercat
robbercat
http://j.mp/hJSMtF - tina's gonna be a great character w/ a distinct personality & will soon be a highly beloved member of the looney tunes
robbercat
robbercat
it's been four years since I made my first tweet! http://twitter.com/robbercat/statuses/35582122
robbercat
robbercat
new comic!!! ---> Anthropomorphic Republican Talking Duck, Jr. in: "The Fourth Estate" http://j.mp/dXnhJI
J_Chastain
J Chastain
My Babyz escaped into File
System and have been hex editing their DNA for months. Caught one
benchpressing my MP3 folder. Too muscular.
lordbeef
Lord BEEF
Hmmm this batch of beer isn't what I was going for but it's quite good. I guess it's just a hoppy accident
virgiltexas
Arthur Rimbark
Of the Manning brothers, you
assume I'll say Bradley Manning is the biggest failure, but no, it's
definitely still Cooper Manning.
robbercat
robbercat
does archie comics exist in the same universe as icarly??? http://twitpic.com/4mydxi
AGentleBrees
Hi
Class of 2011. Blow it out
your ass. Blow it out your ass. Blow it out your ass. I've got balls of
steel. I've got balls of Blow it out your
CelestialBeard
Thom J.
tvtropes is an un-thing trying to rewrite all aspects of our world into "tropes"
robbercat
robbercat
great, even sunkist tuna is jumping on the hipster bandwagon. just look at their new mascot: http://goo.gl/EzOlM *rolls eyes derisively*
robbercat
robbercat
@andybugay thought you meant the physical magazine had returned and i was like whaaat
robbercat
robbercat
yes!!! go blackwolf!!! RT @MagecraftNYC So I'm gonna make plans to develop me own reality show. Might as well; everyone else has theirs.
robbercat
robbercat
@homework_liker lol at every tweet he's made over the past month http://twitter.com/#!/ChuckGrassley/status/56786156519563264 "political"
robbercat
robbercat
i made an easier-to-find link for the where are the jobs thing http://rubbercat.net/misc/grassley.html
OFFICIALpizza
A Good Friend :]
the etsy bit.ly spider likes to use twitter to promote it's hand-decorated novelty waterspouts
ItsDings
Dings
next time you're watching "doug" and singing along with the theme song say "doodie" instead of "do do" #lifehacks
Wonkette
Wonkette
James Inhofe Nearly Killed a Bunch of People Landing Plane Last Year http://bit.ly/icTAgy
lordbeef
Lord BEEF
Had a dream @robbercat was a senator IRL and could hang out with chuck grassley IRL
Something_Awful
Something Awful
Features / Articles: Twitter Tuesday: April 12, 2011: The fun doesn't stop at Horse_ebooks! http://bit.ly/hb9v68
Something_Awful
Something Awful
Front Page News: Horse_ebooks: What if the greatest Twitter user of all time were a horse? It is. http://bit.ly/fXEyru
mecredis
fred benenson
"US budget is like Oregon
Trail. Spend all your $ on ammunition; wonder why your wagon is falling
apart and everyone is dying of dysentery"
crushingbort
Horton Atonto
lol @ living in a country where it's politically easier to shut down the government than Guantanamo #fuckedupbuttrue
jim_newell
Jim Newell
Complete yr own chuck grassley tweet: "Chairman Hu I demand to know inwhich dungeon u hv dumped _______"
notveryraven
a***** k***fan
Q. what did Johnny from The Room get on his exams in college? A. oh, high marks
J_Chastain
J Chastain
DAMN IT we need a website devoted to preserving obscure educational software that saw limited school district distribution #whatithinkabout
robbercat
robbercat
donald trump officially announces presidential campaign http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbZ_s_jY4k8#t=28s
robbercat
robbercat
Breaking New: The Priceline Negotiator and The Big Deal have just been brought in to broker a deal btwn Dems and Repubs
robbercat
robbercat
wow today's family circus really socks it to the newsmedia seattlepi.com/comics-and-gam…
robbercat
robbercat
robbercat
robbercat
hahahahaaha they played 20 minutes of commercials and they're playing the same conan segment 3 times in a row
robbercat
robbercat
thats literally the plot of aaah real monsters >:( RT @dailycartoonist: Monsters Inc prequel entitled Monsters University http://j.mp/dEcecN
robbercat
robbercat
bua ha ha my evil plan to make southern california have a team called the kings in every sport is coming to fruition...
robbercat
robbercat
LIVE SECURITY CAM FOOTAGE FROM INSIDE FUKUSHIMA DAIICHI NUCLEAR POWER PLANT http://i.imgur.com/5bw0o.gif
MKupperman
Michael Kupperman
Somewhat blurry photo of comic jam with Joe Matt and @KentisAwesome. http://twitpic.com/4efylt
robbercat
robbercat
@virgiltexas lmao "He listened to the question, he sighed, and then he hung up the phone."
robbercat
robbercat
huffington post is such a great brand name and definitely doesn't sound like a newspaper from richard scarry's busytown #thingsAOLbelieves
robbercat
robbercat
upn is going to rise from the ashes like a phoenix... you'll see... keep hope alive...
robbercat
robbercat
kinda hard to feel sorry for liz taylor since I just watched the 30 rock episode where she brutally beats up an actor
robbercat
robbercat
omg have you guys seen the teaser poster for the next batman movie??? imgur.com/GguAc via @imgur
robbercat
robbercat
I can never tell if my veteran relatives are joking when they say we should just bomb 'em all
robbercat
robbercat
wow COOL RT @J_Chastain http://www.monsterkillers.com/2011-03-15.html The date on this is 100% wrong! That's not what's important!
sskylark
sskylark
the rents found "is it chill
to eat expired peanut butter" in search history. dad says that's all 7
deadly sins in 1.. No net till Vets Day
robbercat
robbercat
@unicorngirl1 cool... im always sorta surprised when i see my stuff in search results
robbercat
robbercat
got banned from the #classicnick IRC channel for saying icarly is better than kenan & kel... ingrates... their zealotry has blinded them...
VivaMaria000000
Maria M
@mnnesotagirl I saw u in person at the St.James. U look like Roseann Barr with dreadlocks.
AGentleBrees
Hi
Spiderman, Spiderman / Empty seats, critics panned / actors fall, hit the floor / Bono wears, his shades indoors
robbercat
robbercat
cowcaster
valls bindaloo
<<BEGIN
TRANSMISSION>> POSITION OVERRUN, SQUADRON BUTCHERED. IN OUR HUBRIS
WE UNDERESTIMATED THE FEROCITY OF THESE "KOOPA TROOPERS"
robbercat
robbercat
LIST OF THINGS THAT ARE STILL HILARIOUS IN THE YEAR 2011 stripcreator.com/comics/rubber_…
woodmuffin
The Iron Chic
in the short span of one century the Republicans have gone from trust-busting to union-busting. oooh isnt life grand
robbercat
robbercat
now if only the current president could do the same... RT @JQAdams_MHS: 3/15/1811: Sonntag came for a certificate which I gave him. #tcot
robbercat
robbercat
@woodmuffin i just switched back to the even older version ):] http://j.mp/ifLNBi
destroyman
DESTROYMAN
Every vanity license plate in the gift shop is a Bort plate. In fact, every set of plates in the parking lot is too. #ominousevents
robbercat
robbercat
Do you even know who I am?! I'm the guy who made the dancing otter with fish gif so I'd appreciate a little respect around here
normmacdonald
Norm Macdonald
If they could harness all that
hot air coming outta Washington we could solve this energy crisis
pronto. Earliest known tweet Will Rogers.
bug_deal
B. Deal
trying to get wolfram alpha to tell me how many adults have been killed by housecats
robbercat
robbercat
the official denny's twitter
account just endorsed taking up permanent residence inside a denny's....
the housing crisis is solved
DennysGrandSlam
Denny's
RT @woodmuffin: Denny's is open 24 hrs and now has all-you-can-eat pancakes. You can spend the rest of yr life eating pancakes at Denny's
robbercat
robbercat
o< - New Anthropomorphic Republican Talking Duck → rubbercat.net/artduck/21.html
o-
robbercat
robbercat
play update: settled on actors turning towards audience and saying "pound" + hashtag. audience is unsettled by constant looking
crushingbort
Horton Atonto
RIP David Broder, a literal warmonger who called for an attack on Iran to help the economy http://wapo.st/amuNdl
robbercat
robbercat
@andybugay if he does i haven't seen 'em. i'm just tired of seeing his dumb name in every headline whenever i look at Politics News
BikiniBabeLover
BBL
hi Twiter User's. bad news: we will be accepting no more twetes. Were full. Regret too inform you of That. Thank u Im Sorry
robbercat
robbercat
RT @newtgingrich: Callista got me an easter bunny (chocolate) an easter basket with goodies I ate a reeses peanut butter cup for my brea ...
J_Chastain
J Chastain
Let me be the showrunner for
comedy cartoon. I have no fewer than three movies I want to re-create
scenes from (using cartoon characters.)
robbercat
robbercat
are you telling me krugman and
klugman are two different people?! all this time I thought oscar from
the odd couple became an economist...
bobservo
bobservo
RT this if you believe that we
as a people should stop using the whole "wocka-chicka" 70s porn music
imitation to joke about sexual innuendo
WardSutton
Ward Sutton
EXCUSE ME ... I need to lie down, I feel faint ... this makeover of Newsweek magazine is so dramatic ... http://tinyurl.com/4ouszvd
robbercat
robbercat
just realized the taco bell chihuahua was the first lolcat :^O http://www.dlisted.com/files/tacobellchihauhua.jpg
woodmuffin
The Iron Chic
high school kids searching for cigarettes unwittingly create palindrome: "Kools, look!"
robbercat
robbercat
http://tcrn.ch/f1o8Zs http://nyti.ms/fhHd3C WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP MAKING THESE THINGS
robbercat
robbercat
@aynrandwich there's a couple pictures of the gipster looking or pointing at computers, but not actually using them :^/
robbercat
robbercat
@ItsDings hahahaha this is the dumbest reason for a thing ever http://whitehouse.net/protest.html
robbercat
robbercat
robbercat
robbercat
@homework_liker "One last question: do you have stairs in your house?" "I am protected." "Congratulations, Mr. President."
robbercat
robbercat
just started to like him, too :^/ RT @publichistorian Ken Jennings is doing a AMA on Reddit, oddly full of rape jokes http://dft.ba/-ken-AMA
robbercat
robbercat
steve jobs hasn't actually appeared in public in 2 years; it's just a 3d hologram manufactured by pixar
robbercat
robbercat
@Douglasketcham nothing intentionally but the pic is from "cat people" which i haven't seen but presume is about people becoming cats
lowtax
Rich Lowtax Kyanka
CHARLIE SHEEN'S RESUME, BOOYAH!!! http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/charlie-sheen-resume.php
robbercat
robbercat
@woodmuffin @homework_liker phineas and ferb, unless this is some kind of trap, in which case i don't know
robbercat
robbercat
what's your favorite monster killers arc. mines is superdracula and the nail, but donald kong and percy is a close second
robbercat
robbercat
i better not see any tweets about the dumb ol' oscars or else i'm gonna be real mad
robbercat
robbercat
is there a universally recognized emoticon to indicate rolling eyes yet? #webstandards
robbercat
robbercat
heh "Spitzer hosted the show
solo earlier this month while Parker was reportedly sick, and saw a 68
percent jump in 25-54-year-old viewers."
robbercat
robbercat
Robbercat's TwitPicks of The Week: @normmacdonald @homework_liker and @One_Post_A_Year #ff #followfriday
homework_liker
h.w. liker
@normmacdonald Are you prepared to admit you were wrong when you said "[The XFL] will suck" when opening the espys?
wolfpupy
wolf puppy
@robbercat do you live in constant fear that robin wiliams wil invent a flubbercat
normmacdonald
Norm Macdonald
What's so great about self esteem freinds. Dogs don't have any and who's cooler than a dog
mikepriceinla
Michael Price
Hey, late show hosts: you know
that thing where you open the show with inside jokes about one person
in your studio audience? IT'S AWESOME!
virgiltexas
Arthur Rimbark
Fail Whale. Success Dolphin.
Jealous Of Others' Career Successes Orca. Content With His Life Choices
Jellyfish. Getting By For Now Seahorse.
normmacdonald
Norm Macdonald
Solid gold ships are valuable. So are platinumdipped emerald ships. But to me the most valuable ship of all is freindship.
leducviolet
Gregory Violet
if you RT an @AGentleBrees tweet as his Cloud is exhaling, the momentum will propel you through a run of 5 or so good tweets! #SuperTwitions
RyanFlandersMAD
Ryan Flanders
Website or Don Martin sound effect? http://www.rubbercat.net/text/siteorsound.html
robbercat
robbercat
@ryanpequin how can you choose "favorites," you are a terrible father to your webcomic children
robbercat
robbercat
@virgiltexas he was my favorite one.... humbly dignified yet disdainfully condescending
robbercat
robbercat
Whenever I see or hear the word "supercomputer" I think about the @MKupperman comic where Hercules smashes a SUPERCOMPOOPER and chuckle
robbercat
robbercat
unfollow sunday: @BrookeAlvarez @TuckerHopeONN I don't get IFC so I'm only getting like half the joke
robbercat
robbercat
aaaaa there's a comic inside of a comic inside of another comic RT @MK_UPDATE: Gorf Jr. http://www.monsterkillers.com/2011-02-11.html
aggregart
Gregory Wadsworth
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robbercat
robbercat
robbercat
robbercat
you can sign in to yahoo with your google account now, for some reason http://yhoo.it/gMhSKp
robbercat
robbercat
cheezburger network ceo ben
huh rolls dice to determine next internet phenomena. "hipster...
narwhales? well i guess i'll give it a shot..."
DRUDGE
MATT DRUDGE
1+1=11.. AOLSUITS MERGE WITH
TW, CASH OUT, START SOME HUFF [LERER, PITTMAN, ETC] SELL BACK TO AOL.
PACKAGE IT: RISE OF CITIZEN JOURNALISM!
unsmith
unsmith
Say what you will about ole Bonzi Buddy, but he was always there and he didn't judge.
robbercat
robbercat
CANT WAIT FOR THE SURPRISE @JUSTINBIEBER CAMEO AT SUPERBOWL!!!! #Bieber #Neversaynever #bieberfever #justinbieber #superbowl
robbercat
robbercat
ha ha remember when the mccain campaign kept trying to stigmatize obama as a celebrity http://bit.ly/grIdIi
robbercat
robbercat
@virgiltexas i was looking for a 30 rock quote the other day and found A NINE PAGE RECAP http://bit.ly/eGcgGj #aaaaaaaaaa
ANIMEJIHAD
AnimeJihad
TOP 20 ANIME BABES OF ALL TIME!!! (PART 2) [ENGLISH] http://bit.ly/er2U1D
robbercat
robbercat
meant to say "oldie but goodie," but it wouldn't fit in 140 characters. we all have to make sacrifices in wartime
robbercat
robbercat
speaking of don martin, here's an oldie from the halcyon days of 2009 - Web 2.0 Site or Don Martin Sound Effect??? rubbercat.net/text/siteorsou…
mrtimlong
Tim Long
"And now I know how Joan Van Ark felt" -- Moz after listening to Knots Landing DVD commentary #smithslyricscommercials
robbercat
robbercat
all internet startups are named after nickelodeon compounds or don martin sound effects
cody2k
Cody K
Challenge: find funnier Wikipedia "Contents" box than http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nickelodeon_compounds
AGentleBrees
Hi
Feb 2, 2011: Delicious Weather Rat Predicts Inevitable Heating Of Earth As Planet Careens Into The Sun
woodmuffin
The Iron Chic
*peels back scalp revealing third eye* wow you're even more beautiful in 4D #worstpickuplines
robbercat
robbercat
google: we want to set the
record straight on all the alleged spam + garbage in our search
resulWHOA HEY look what our competitor is doing
robbercat
robbercat
haha what kind of parents name their kid "zine" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zine_El_A…
leducviolet
Gregory Violet
"These boots are made for Walken" ~Christopher Walken's personal cobbler, Bob Aurella
woodmuffin
The Iron Chic
Dogs: know its not really bacon "We can smell individual people, did you really think you could fool us? We're just not picky" #newwikileaks
robbercat
robbercat
shocking footage of burger king breaking all kinds of child labor laws and health codes... does OSHA know about this??? youtube.com/watch?v=alf0Hf…
dril
wint
"I THOUGHT YOU SAID STATE OF THE ONION" - obbama holding onion at state of the union address
robbercat
robbercat
beta.news.yahoo.com/sorkin-says-he… - the only way this would work is if it's set in the WestWingverse
wolfpupy
wolf puppy
move over rotating skull animated gif, theres a new gif in town http://bit.ly/f0eM8a
robbercat
robbercat
the internet would be a lot better if we all pretended to be truckers talking on cb radio
extranapkins
Steve
Teen Wizard Academy THE EXCITEMENT CONTINUES http://brokenpants.com/?p=917 #cartoons #TeenParanormalRomance #exciting
unsmith
unsmith
I'm sort of a real life NPC
(Non-Playable Character.) I don't initiate conversations but if people
talk to me I tend to say the same things.
robbercat
robbercat
BIG SCOOP: I found out who's replacing Steve Carell on The Office! (spoiler warning) rubbercat.net/mt/2011-01/#00…
robbercat
robbercat
keith olbermann leaves msnbc just three months after mallard fillmore gets fired... coincidence?
robbercat
robbercat
"win the future" sounds like the tagline to a sci-fi movie RT @BarackObama How we’ll create jobs today [...] and win the future
robbercat
robbercat
just remembered this tweet and chuckled RT @AlmightyBob Awways Be Cwosing *waves to mom*
robbercat
robbercat
ahahahaha people get really mad about the dog from futurama http://twitpic.com/3ru9uw
mikepriceinla
Michael Price
A: Scarborough Fair. Q: What's your opinion of the host of "Morning Joe's" intelligence? #21stCenturyCarnac #News
robbercat
robbercat
just put an #html5logo on my michael cera webpage rubbercat.net/misc/cera/#foo… ):]
robbercat
robbercat
i don't know if i want to live in a world where larry king, oprah, and regis aren't hosting shows....
virgiltexas
Arthur Rimbark
where is the steve jobs. where is he. also what is your favorite terminal illness.
robbercat
robbercat
fun fact: apple designer jonathan ive is actually johnny five from "short circuit"
KartoonistKelly
Kelly
Finally something to celebrate for those of us who value family values: http://www.theonion.com/articles/january-17-2011,18839/
robbercat
robbercat
@andybugay all those tween pop stars are audio-anamatronics so he was never truly alive to begin with
mattb811
mattb811
I don't understand how the
people of Tunisia overthrew their government without me signing an
e-petition or changing my Twitter avatar.
robbercat
robbercat
first garfield insulted veterans on veterans day, now he's making light of the floods in australia??? for shame http://bit.ly/gxPuaT
robbercat
robbercat
With the advent of 3D TV, I'll finally be able to rewatch the 3D episode of Home Improvement the way it was meant to be seen
robbercat
robbercat
lmbo 'Real Life Superhero' Gets His Nose Broken In Street Fight http://tpm.ly/eSVSAl
LAWeekly
L.A. Weekly
"So this SEO copywriter walks into a bar, grill, pub, public house, Irish bar, bartender, drinks, beer, wine, liquor"
conspiracyduck
Conspiracy Duck
o< TWITTER ENFORCES IT'S 140-CHARACTER RULE TO FORCE ITS USERS TO USE NEWSPEAK o-
robbercat
robbercat
Woodward met with his
mysterious source in a DC parking garage. "Just keep following your
nose," advised Deep Froot. "Wherever it goes..."
robbercat
robbercat
conservative bloc wants to stick with pepperoni, liberals willing to try new things. the rookie, kagan, has to call up dominos #scotuspizza
taafay
Taaafay
@nickjonas I don't like cheese, not even on pizza or homemade casadia's, :( #nowplaying introducing me.
thatbilloakley
Bill Oakley
The funny thing about [NFL Playoff Fever] is that [David Spade] might actually [SERVER TOO BUSY] before [CONTACT SYSADMIN]!! #autotweet
robbercat
robbercat
comic idea II: zeus typing on computer, looking at shiva. caption: "on the internet, nobody knows you're a god"
robbercat
robbercat
oh i didn't know the home alone kid was dating jackie from that 70s show. huh. weird.
robbercat
robbercat
the zuckerburger: an open-face hamburger sandwich served with blue cheese and dill "poke"les (pickles)
robbercat
robbercat
@brendlewhat you should write a steampunk parody for SomethingAwful.com, i'm sure they'd love it and put it up right away
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