Anthropomorphic Republican Talking Duck

[[Title: Anthropomorphic Republican Talking Duck]] [[ABC]] George Stephanopoulos: Tonight's top story: Adolf Hitler - sorry, I meant Donald Trump - hates puppies! Maybe. [[CNN] Anderson Cooper: Who cares about Benghazi, let's whine about Trump's common-sense, non-P.C. proposals instead! [[MSNBC]] Chris Brayes: Item: Are Trump voters stupid, or REALLY stupid? [[Fox News]] Megyn Kelley: WAAAH!!! Donald Twump was wude to me!!! [[Telemundo]] Jorge Ramos: iSenor Trump esta puto loco! [[CBS]] Stephen Colbear: Here's a joke: Donald Trump!!! [[PBS]] Downton Abbey Guy: I dare say, this Trump fellow is a bit of a vulgar charlatan! Cookie Monster: ME WANT HANDOUTS Media: Bias? What bias? [[Anthropomorphic Republican Talking Duck rolls his eyes.]]