ANTHROPOMORPHIC REPUBLICAN TALKING DUCK
[[Title: Anthropomorphic Republican Talking Duck]]
George Stephanopoulos: Tonight's top story: Adolf Hitler - sorry, I meant Donald Trump - hates puppies! Maybe.
Anderson Cooper: Who cares about Benghazi, let's whine about Trump's common-sense, non-P.C. proposals instead!
Chris Brayes: Item: Are Trump voters stupid, or REALLY stupid?
Megyn Kelley: WAAAH!!! Donald Twump was wude to me!!!
Jorge Ramos: iSenor Trump esta puto loco!
Stephen Colbear: Here's a joke: Donald Trump!!!
Downton Abbey Guy: I dare say, this Trump fellow is a bit of a vulgar charlatan!
Cookie Monster: ME WANT HANDOUTS
Media: Bias? What bias?
[[Anthropomorphic Republican Talking Duck rolls his eyes.]]