October 26, 2003
- 11 new Hog and Dogs, including the 50th comic
- Some note I found on the ground
- A pretty Lite Brite landscape I made
October 12, 2003
Hop aboard the PUNCUATION TRAIN!
(Be paitent, it may take awhile to load)
October 11, 2003
- Here is a gallery of some of our finest MS Paintery
- This is an e-mail Vampire Joe McCarthy got in his inbox a week or two ago. I never knew he had a creative side!
- Also there is some more stuff in the misc section
September 21, 2003
Ten new Hog and Dogs
September 14, 2003
September 13, 2003
Guess what I found today??? The first draft of that book I did back in the '50s, "America's Retreat From Victory"! Boy, this really brings back memories! There's a lot of grammer mistakes on this... I'm a terrible speller, I tell you. All these correction marks all over it, too. Heh, there's also a doodle of me in a cowboy hat I drew on page 13. I'm no Andy Warhol, that's for sure! Actually come to think of it he was probably some sorta Communist.
Boy doesn't that look like a good read. Here is the link again in case you forgot
P.S. My cable modem decided to disconnect as soon as I pushed enter so I had to type this twice and now I am mad
September 6, 2003
Last Thursday I got shampoo in my eye and I tried to get it out with a towel which just made it worse and I thought I was going to be blind so I made plans to get a monocle to put over my eye because I don't want an eye patch because then kids would think I'm a pirate or something. It went away after an hour but I still want a monocle. I heard Big Thunder Mountain is going to be closed for an undetermined period of time. They weren't kidding when they said it's the wildest ride in the wilderness. I'm planning to go to the Animation Show sometime in two weeks when it comes to Pasadena. I hope it doesn't get sold out. From Here To Insanity is all done but before I go to have it copied I have to number the pages and put a dumb little doodle on the contents page. Right now I'm trying find out how the hell to make an image map.
August 30, 2003
I can't think of anything to write here so I'll just go back and edit this later
Sci-Fi Sound Effects Warehouse
August 28, 2003
I've just found out that the song "Where Is My Mind?" was used for the end credits of Fight Club, not Memento as I had previously thought. This changes everything.
August 23, 2003
Chalky Studebaker Appreciation Station
August 12, 2003
Maybe we were dirty, after all of our adventures. I hadn’t really noticed. Kevin began to play with Me and Piggy. He used different voices to pretend that we were talking. He pretended I was saying “Hi, my name is Dog” and then he moved Piggy around and said “Hi, Dog, my name is … my name is Oink. No, no, my name is Hog!” Then he started giggling, making us dance, and repeating “Hi Dog--I’m Hog! Hi Hog--I’m Dog!” over and over until his sister told him to be quiet. This started them arguing with each other. The arguing got louder until the mommy-people shouted sternly “You two settle down or I’ll take it away!” She still hadn’t turned around to see what she might have to take away. It’s usually the daddy-people that yells at kid-peoples, but this one was letting the mommy do all the yelling.
Wow! Doesn't that look like a barrel full of laughs???
August 10, 2003
HEY LOOK now there is a bunch of stuff in the "misc" secton so go look at them. According to my calculations I am 38.8888888% done with the next issue of From Here to Insanity.
July 28, 2003
I just recieved an e-mail with a subject line that says "Are you one of THEM???". In the shower yesterday I came up with a great tune called "I Want To Stab You In The Eye With A _______________" except I don't remember the tune and now I don't even remember what the last part of the title/only lyric was. It was really catchy though. I used a light box (it's just my lamp under a clear box. Have you seen the prices for lightboxes? They're like $50) for the first time last night and it pleases me that the ink isn't all lighter due to erasing and that I can just trace over preliminary sketches instead of making a half-assed reproduction of a really good sketch (a lot of "Stickman"s suffer from this), but I'm worried that somehow I will cause a fire like this one time in 1998 or 1999 when I put metal in the microwave and all these flames came. On a related note what the hell do they call those landscaping statue things? Oh and here is a list of words that rhyme with "rubber cat" and since you seem to like clicking on links so much you should look at this flash called "Fly Guy" as well as this flash made by SA Forums poster CornBeef, who made that "rubber cat" gif you all know and love
July 26, 2003
DC 9/11 examines Bush's trial by fire
Showtime docudrama of terrorist attacks 'not a soap opera;' producer looks at White House leadership during crisisThe American channel Showtime will make a little bit of history in September when it premieres DC 9/11: Time of Crisis, a movie about how the White House reacted to the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks.
Timothy Bottoms portrays U.S. President George W. Bush in the docudrama, which includes "inferred dialogue" and may be the first ever made about a sitting president.
Source: http://www.canada.com/edmonton/edmontonjournal/story.asp?id=1B8BF944-4A7C-4928-9C3D-4FC4677119D1
Well it looks like I'm some sort of modern-day Nostradamus because someone had the gall to go and make a movie about a tragedy less than three years after the tragedy occurred. Fantastic. But thta's not all.. look at this! It stars... the guy who played Bush on "That's My Bush" as President Bush! Edie Inksetter as "Weeping Soldier"! Captain Sulu as Transportation Secretary Norman Mineta! And Sherry Palmer as Condoleezza Rice! Boy oh boy does this sound like fun
July 22, 2003
Oh hello there, friends! I returned Saturday night from the San Diego Comic Con, where various people from across the country made asses of themselves by dressing up in costumes! Oh, and I got the first e-mail in a series of potentially thousands alerting me to the shocking fact that my website is not listed on some search engines.
On a related note, here is my catcphrase list for the next month:
The following catchphrases have been approved for my usage for the month from July 22 to August 22, 2003.
- lool
- That is the way we do things in Mexico, baby!
- Please die in a horrible butter accident
- So uh are there going to be any new Futurama episodes
- suicide yourself
- what crazy ideas will the fruit rollups factory roll out with next?
- Oh ho ho!
July 14, 2003
July 12, 2003
I found a couple of screenshots from my old computer, which I have put into a gallery called, interestingly enough, "A Couple of Screenshots I Found On My Old Computer". Also, I made a couple of "Hog and Dog" comics but I'm waiting until I finish more efore posting them. I think 5 or 7 is a good number. Eventually I will get around to changing the green text in the latest 5 to black.
July 10, 2003
In the meantime please look at this picture of Ghandi for your amusement:
Also I made a snazzy new logo (see above) as well as one for the insanity.rubbercat.net page (which I'll get around to one of these days).
August/September 2003 issue and The From Here To Insanity Volume Five Anthology still in production.
July 05, 2003
July 04, 2003
July 02, 2003
SJsoccerchic: Dig bury me underneath
Everything that I was slowly changing
Wish you were committing
Suicide suckin' on a mother fuckin' tailpipe
Dead man dangling from a tight rope
Limbless in the middle of a channel bombs away
me: who are you
SJsoccerchic: UR GOD
SJsoccerchic: BOW DOWN TO ME
me: oic
SJsoccerchic: LOLZ
SJsoccerchic: haha
On a related note, I was bored so I decided to review comic strips. It's in the text section.
June 30, 2003
I finished drawing and inking the cover of the From Here To Insanity Volume Five Anthology and I think it looks great. I still have to erase the pencil lines and ink the action for "Stickman" (the frames, text, and talk balloons have already been inked). I hear many cartoonists do the inking in parts instead of inking an entire panel one by one, yet I notice there is absolutely no difference in the fianl artwork. Whatever. Page Two of just random pictures is in the pictures section.
June 25, 2003
June 22, 2003
June 21, 2003
There's not much here yet. The scanner isn't working so a lot of the stuff I was planning for this won't be done for a while. Meanwhile I shall use MS Paint to combat this problem! Just take a gander at this political cartoon I made!
I haven't worked on From Here To Insanity for a week or two, but I do have some stuff planned including the next "Stickman". In the meantime please e-mail stickman@rubbercat.net and ask our good friend Stickman a question or two for the upcoming "Ask Stickman!" section.
Also I am eagerly anticipating the upcoming Spike Lee television network. It's going to be awesome: all Spike Lee movies all the time!!!!
I made a counter and I don't know why
June 20, 2003
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