Welcome to The Non-Sequitur Party Web Site. The Non-Sequitur Party is a political party firmly dedicated to the principles of I LIKE PICKLES and salshight. We will destroy the moon and Todd Bridges. Zappa zing zow! ISSUES AND POSITIONSNational Defense: I am completely flammable!!! Education: Rabbits Enviroment: Rob Zombie lives in Luxembourg. At night, the space weasels come. Foreign Policy: Frosted Flakes are delicous but also deadly so take two of these waffles, beef magnet. Crime & Violence: Sometimes I question your commitment to Sparkle Motion! Drug Prohibition: ARROWHEAD COMES STRAIGHT TO YOU FROM PROTECTED NATURAL MOUNTAIN SOURCES IN THE UNITED STATES AND CANADA. Economy: STEVE URKEL Freedom Of Speech: Bee Dogs Gun Control: I still respect and admire Abraham Lincoln even though he is dead. Health Care: THAT IS THE PRICE OF LOVE Immigration: i now know that shiny things arent fun to touch Welfare: A journey of a thousand miles starts with one small step. Privacy: Fafka fafka fafka fafka FAFKA! Social Security: He called her Harpo Marx. Taxes: Vampires are evil but only if they are evil vampires because robot vampires only wish to help humanity and eat pie Trade: zompf Women's Rights: Arr mateys LATEST HEADLINESPRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE FOR 2004 ELECTION STILL NOT FOUND February 12, 2003 - Non-Sequitur Party officials expressed dismay that a suitable Non-Sequitur Party candidate for the 2004 Presidential Election has not yet been found. Officials, however, are hopeful that a candidate will be decided on before the March primaries. Current contenders include a Nintendo GameCube, a picture of Ed Koch, and Clippit, the Office Assistant from Microsoft Word. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. |