April 30, 2010

leno

Leno said he has watched other comedians at the correspondents' dinner -- he didn't offer names -- fall short of the mission. "I was watching, and they got no laughs, and they'd come back and go, 'Boy, we nailed him,'" he said. "No, you didn't. All you did was put down whoever the elected official was."
Ladies and gentlemen, JAY LENO

April 29, 2010

Feels good to finally put Bill Clinton in a comic. When I was 7 or 8 I drew a cartoon of the Clintons meeting aliens outside the White House and my grandma liked it so much out she put it on her corkboard and I think it's still there

April 28, 2010

hack the bone! HACK THE BONE!Vancouver Canucks, Montreal Canadiens... why does Canada have such lame team names?

Coming up next on ESPN: the Los Angeles Californians versus the Pittsburgh Americans

April 27, 2010

explosion

LET'S NUKE THE INTERNET, EXHIBIT #4,683

LOOK AT THIS

LOOK AT HOW LONG IT IS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

April 24, 2010

come on let me kill just one ruskie


no


please


NO! obama said not to


aw youre no fun


yeah well i'm the boss, applesauce


that means you gotta do whatever i say


how bout i give u a lil kiss


hmmm....

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April 23, 2010
blip.fm
blip.tv
blip.pl
blippr.com
blippy.com

SOMETHING NEEDS TO BE DONE ABOUT THIS
April 22, 2010
Check out this super-kawaii anime music video!!!!!

April 21, 2010
CALLING ALL ARTISTS!!!

I want somebody to draw a realistic depiction of The Off-Beats!!!

the off-beats
(this is the best picture I could find)

I am willing to paypal up to 10 dollars american

April 20, 2010
Whoa check out this prototype Google Nexus Two phone I found left behind at a bar in Mountain View!!!

google nexus two
(click for larger image)

April 16, 2010
cat rat dog

  • ART TV SHOWS has been updated with thirty-two additional puns, mostly thanks to an anonymous benefactor. I'm rather surprised that the tweets have already disappeared from Twitter's search archive, but luckily the Library of Congress is on the case
  • TECHTHOUGHT™: Why isn't Google being sued for stealing the name of Yahoo's Digg clone for their Twitter clone?
  • KFC's practice of making new things to get negative publicity from comics and bloggers is an odd business plan, to say the least. Maybe the KFC people are all SECRET GENIUSES?
April 12, 2010

BREAKING NEWS FROM THE WORLD OF HOLLYWOOD!!!

White man steals job from Mexican

April 8, 2010
President Barack Obama and Russian President Dmitry Medvedev sign a treaty cutting their nations’ nuclear arsenals in Prague, Czech Republic, on Thursday.
The new treaty will shrink the limit of nuclear warheads to 1,550 per country over seven years. That still allows for mutual destruction several times over.
April 5, 2010
ipad scrabble

ahaha jesus christ

this is the point of no return for our society

April 4, 2010
happy easter blingee

  • I saved some Twitter puns involving art and TV shows from falling down the memory hole! People keep sending me more so expect an update tomorrow maybe?
  • I added captions to three of my YouTube videos (wonder years, jurassic bark and wtf msnbc) but I can't get them as precisely timed as I'd like with this "CaptionTube" thing so I'll probably re-do them some other time
  • Speaking of captions, one of the coolest things I've ever seen on television was when the KTLA 5 Morning News anchors were asking the closed captioning woman questions and she'd answer via caption (after first transcribing their questions). DOES ANYONE ELSE IN THE INTERNET REMEMBER THIS? It was sometime in the mid-to-late 90s, if that helps narrow it down
April 1, 2010

(with a large debt of graditude to internet archaeology)