For some reason the punditocracy just loves labels to broadly generalize groups of people - soccer moms, NASCAR dads, "South Park Republicans", Ned Lamont Democrats - and even entire states (that whole red state, blue state nonsense). As long as there are labels (and there always will be), they should at least be entertaining. If "South Park Republican" can catch on, then surely there's room for Simpsons labels. Helen Lovejoy Democrat Oh won't somebody PLEASE think of the CHILDREN Examples - Hillary Clinton, Joseph Lieberman Marge Simpson Nanny-Stater Marge wanted to close down the boudoir, ban all sugar in Springfield, and take out out all violence in Itchy & Scratchy. What's her problem, man?! Bart Simpson Republican "I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything." Tom DeLay, Bob Ney Grampa Simpson Demographic I'm old, gimme gimme gimme! Smithers Republican Willing to go along with the Republican party line until it crosses an ethical line (like stealing candy from a baby) or "conflict[s] with [their] choice of lifestyle." Andrew Sullivan, Mary Cheney, Log Cabin Republicans Cletus Demographic Hey ma, the gays are gettin' married! Quimby Democrat Corrupt, womanizing and unethical, but somehow keeps getting re-elected President Clinton, Ted Kennedy McBain Republican "How do you sleep at night?" "With supermodels on top of big piles of money." Governor Schwarzenegger... that's pretty much it Scratchy Demographic Keeps voting against their own interests. That mouse is not your friend! Comic Book Guy Democrat Cynical yet loyal, partisan critics who think everybody's stupid but them. "Rest assured I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust with the rest of the world." Daily Kos, Americablog, left-wing bloggers The One-Armed Guy Neo-Conservative Remember that guy? How he helped orchestrate a giant war to take out Nelson Muntz? Did he really give a shit about Nelson and the general well-fare of Springfield's children, or did he just want a war? Most definitely the latter. Vice President Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld