we are from THE FUTURE
we have come to warn you OF IMPENDING DISASTER
here is our TIME MACHINE
THE PROPHET will rise on the day of great suffering
INVEST in cattle
THE WAR will be a spiritual conflict with material matters
the one they call IGNATIUS is full of lies, do not believe his lies
DO NOT purchase any goods on the day of the rising sun
four thousand people will DIE on the eve of the return of the king
do not vote for the one they call KRANGOR
DO NOT drink the water
STOCKPILE magnesium in your fallout shelter at once