EPISODE 2: The Flip-Flop Fiasco!
NORMAN Y. MINETA: What's wrong, Colin Powell?
COLIN POWELL: Oh, nothing, Norman Y. Mineta. I've just been doing a lot of thinking.
MINETA: Well that's a first, hyuck hyuck!
POWELL: I'm thinking of resigning from the Space Patrol.
MINETA: Gasp! But you can't resign... your name's in the title!!!
POWELL: This is no time for jokes, Norman Y. Mineta. After today, I'm hanging up my suit.
MINETA: But... but...!
POWELL: No buts, Norman Y. Mineta. The cosmos will just have to patrol themselves.
Meanwhile, the U.S.S.R. Taxachusetts careems erratically through the stars!
JOHN KERRY: Ha ha ha! Soon, my evil plan will be unfurled!
JOHN EDWARDS: Golly gee!
KERRY: A plan so great, so genius, that only I could come up with!
EDWARDS: Say... what is your plan?
KERRY: I'm not telling!
KERRY: Silence! Prepare the lasers!
EDWARDS: Yes, sir!
KERRY: This time... it's personal.