GALE A. NORTON: Colin! There's an unidentified spacecraft coming from outside of the mainstream!

POWELL: Roger that, Gale A. Norton! Prepare the laser torpedoes -- we must pre-emptively strike them! Red alert!

NORTON: Right away!

Moments later...

RED ALERT: BEEP! BEEP BEEP! BEEP!

POWELL: Aim for the far-left of the ship!

MINETA: Roger that, Colin!

EDWARDS: Sir! They're attacking! They've just blasted one of our engines!

KERRY: It's time to fight fire with fire... fire-hot lasers, that is! Return fire!

An epic space battle ensues!