Ideas for Band NamesA friend asked me to come up with a name for her band so I gave her this list the purple rose... of deathclosed for refurbishment red tape the laundromat killers silent vixens generation pi the square root of love vampire bureaucracy vending machine Rockin' Uncle Sam and his Patriotic Minstrels cactus rose we shot liberty valence web two-point-oh blogospheric potato chips reaganomic function sixth grade girlfriend winter purgatory 57th Infantry putrid punditocracy mosey on over awkward silence why won't you answer my instant messages suburban witchcraft funk the power (funk bands only) amish techno ß ex-girlfriend's perfume everyone dies alone invisible mode laundry detergent feminazestapo free mattress Peter Lorre is Dead (But Not In My Heart) the broken shards of my wasted life bittersweet allegory the mutated fishsticks our deepness is on a different plane of existence that you can not even begin to fathom old tire swing discarded confetti i wrote you a letter but i never sent it beware the monster of makeout creek it came from the blogosphere! petulant wallflower i kept your room just the way you left it fuck you, norman y. mineta we'll beat any advertised price forgotten inside joke unrequited middle school crush platonic petticoat sometimes i see his face in yours hold still i'll carry you through Hell and back unsurpassed ubiquity audio commentary dead air failed suicide wacky mishap stop staring at my breasts i didn't want it to end like this stock market hooligans hornswaggled harlots biblical prophecy nobody says porridge anymore damn, we are so fine worn-up laugh track don't make me edit your wikipedia article i used to wear emo glasses but now i wear contacts someone spilled ketchup on my kotex pads false alarm repugnant pregnancy one hand clapping face to face with myself in room 101 heart of lonely copied-and-pasted rejection letter platonic sleepover i wish i had the power of invisibility but i already have it plot hole drawing a blank do you want to hear some songs (please say yes) vixens from venus accidental pregnancy unintended allegory
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