Jokes To Say When A Celebrity DiesEver notice that whenever a beloved celebrity dies, every amateur comedian who thinks they're just hilarious has some witty one-liner to say? Well now you can beat them to the punch with these ready-made puns and jokes to roll out with when one of these still-currently-alive celebrities decides to kick the bucket! Michael J. FoxWhere he's going.... he won't need roads Lindsay Lohan ROFL wouldn't it suck if she went to heaven and there was a sign that said "heaven: fully loaded" Bob Dylan His state of existence, it is a-changin! George Lucas LOOKS LIKE THIS TIME JUSTICE SHOT FIRST David Byrne He's going to a bar (the bar is called heaven) Patrick Stewart and/or William Shatner I guess hes boldy going... to the final frontier Hillary Clinton Maybe she should change her name to HELLery Clinton (because that is where she is going [hell]) Jaleeh White Hehe I bet his last words were "did I do that" Ron Michaelson Looks like he lost his final loan to Ditech Kiefer Sutherland HE WAS RUNNING OUT OF TIME The Kid Who Plays Harry Potter Now instead of playing The Boy Who Lived... you can call him *holds back snicker*... I mean, now he's playing... *snicker*... The Boy Who Died *guffaw* Roy Scheider We're going to need a bigger coffin! Dustin Hoffman Hey, I'm dyin' here! Tom Hanks "Hanks" for the memories... get it??? Joss Whedon Let's sign a petition to bring him back! Kathy Griffin Well she's definitely on the "D-List" now... the "Dead" list that is M. Night Shymalan What a shocking twist ending! Danny Elfman It's a dead man's party... Phil Hellmuth and/or Any Other Professional Poker Player Looks like he cashed in his chips.... The Guy From "Jerry Macguire," I Can't Remember His Name He had me at "goodbye" Francis Black Some sort of pun involving the song "Dead"
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