ICEBOAT: THE MOVIE is an exciting action-packed action movie about a boat that is made of ice and flies and has a bomb in it and they have to fly really fast to get the bomb to stop but the boat is slowly melting as it really goes really fast and there is only one guy who can stop it and also there is something about L. Ron Hubbard trying to control the world but don't worry because at the end true love conquers evil and also there is some comedy relief
“ICEBOAT:
THE MOVIE” - Shooting Script - Scene 1
EXT: SPOOKY CASTLE - NIGHT
It is pitch dark. It is raining. A
BOLT OF LIGHTNING illuminates the scene briefly, with accompanying THUNDER.
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TO:
INT: SPOOKY CASTLE – SOME SORT OF EVIL ROOM - NIGHT
We pan by a dusty TABLE on which VARIOUS INVENTION-LOOKING
THINGS that are probably EVIL lay. THE BOOK OF DIANETICS sits at the end of a
table, surrounded by assorted papers and a STACK OF VIDEO TAPES. Behind the
STACK OF VIDEO TAPES we can see TWO FIGURES moving around. We zoom in for a
closer look.
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TO:
INT: SPOOKY CASTLE –
SOME SORT OF EVIL ROOM – SECONDS LATER
With their backs to
the camera, ONE OF THE FIGURES is following THE OTHER FIGURE, who is busy
writing notes down on PIECES OF PAPER around the room. THE LATTER FIGURE turns
suddenly to the camera to write something down on an UNSEEN PAPER that is below
the frame. We can see his face. It is L.RON HUBBARD.
L. RON HUBBARD
(muttering to
self)
1.38 centimeters… 7.1487 centimeters
squared… carry the one… carry the other one… Ah, yes! Finally!
THE
OTHER FIGURE
What
is it, boss?
THE OTHER FIGURE moves into the frame. We see that he is a
ROBOT. He has robot-features and robot-eyes because he is a robot. His name is
HENCHMANBOT 5000.
L. RON
HUBBARD
My
evil plans are finally finished!
HENCHMANBOT
5000
(gasp) … You mean…??
L. RON HUBBARD wraps his arm around the robot, as if they
are the best of best of friends, which they are.
L. RON
HUBBARD
Yes,
my metal friend - the
plans of which I will use in order to control
the world!!!
A BOLT OF LIGHTNING is seen outside the window, and THE
LIGHTS flicker for a second. THUNDER is heard also. L. RON HUBBARD starts
cackling evilly, for he is evil. Unsure of himself,
HENCHMANBOT 5000 reluctantly starts laughing. His laughter sounds forced and
metallic, because robots cannot laugh the way humans do.
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TO:
AERIAL SHOT – EVIL ROOM – SECONDS LATER
The camera PANS OUT, L. RON HUBBARD and HENCHMANBOT 5000
still cackling wildly. LIGHTING and THUNDER is seen and heard again,
respectively.